...I drove 2635.5 miles.

Oregon: Gorgeous.
Idaho: Deserted.
Utah: Stunning.
Colorado: Steep.
Kansas: Blank.
Missouri: Hot.
Illinois: I-57 South.
Kentucky: Horses.
Tennessee: Hills.

Number of days of driving: 4.
Number of times I was told to F-off: 1. Parachute, CO.
Number of times I told someone else to F-off: 5..maybe 7...or 10.
Number of times I was flicked off: 3.
Number of times someone waved as I let them merge in front of me: 1.
Number of times a trucker honked in appreciation: 2.
Number of times I got gas: 7.
Number of This American Life episodes I listened to: 10.
Number of times I started a conversation with my houseplant to stay awake: 4.
Number of road kill counted: 12.
Most interesting: Porcupine, possibly a hedgehog.
Number of accidents seen: 1. Surprisingly.
Number of times I hit stand-still traffic: 1. Castle Rock, CO. 10:30PM.
Number of times I admit to text messaging while driving: 50.
Number of books on tape listened to: 1.5, Zodiac and The Kite Runner.
Number of Wendy's Chocolate Frosty consumed: 2.
Number of 1 L mineral waters consumed: 5.
Amount of trail mix consumed: 2.63 lbs.
Best Sunset: Idaho.
Runner-up Sunset: Kansas.
Worst drivers: Salt Lake City.

Additional Comments:
Super8 Motel is pretty super.
I drive too slow for 97% of Americans.
I judge you based on your license plate.